Naked Horoscopes of the Week: 10/4/2011

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Ah, hello there my naked friends. I see some of you are still wearing your clothes, and that is
quite ok. We all express and hold what we value. Some value the ego so they hold onto it, until
the time comes when it no longer serves its purpose. Those of you who enjoy ice cream may
particularly enjoy todays horoscopes. The moon has reached a square to the Sun from Capricorn, challenging us to build deeper security in our service. This service starts for many with the self, but there is no permanant security in the ego. We only find security when we serve all of humanity. Venus and Saturn in Libra force us to balance how we serve others in our relationships, with Neptune making a trine from Aquarius providing an opportunity to transform and recreate ourselves in relationship. Also, the Mars Jupiter square from Leo to Taurus energizes us to act upon the imbalances revealed by the success or failures of our children, forcing us to see how the distribution of resources restricts the growth and fulfillment of so many of our children on earth. Remember that this is a dream world, and I honor all of the roles each of you play in order to teach humanity to live more spiritually. Enjoy todays Horoscope, and until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Aries - Your father is one of the best clothing salesman in the country, and he has raised you
with the expectation that you will take over the family business and pass it on to your children.
Recently, he finally opens up with the secret of his success, and tells you that people need his
business because they feel insecure without their clothing. Ironically, you just started dating a
nudist activist. Your father, disapproving, tells you that if you are going to be with this
woman, you need to find your own way to success. The lesson for you Aries is that you need to
find your own way to success. The lesson for you fathers is that your service must transform to
meet the changing needs of our world, your customers, and your children. You hold the vision for them. It was never just for you.

Taurus - You find yourself meditating on a beach trying to figure out whats next. You find that
you have been unconsciously holding in your hand some smooth stones that have been heated from the sun, and the combination of their texture and temperature has been very relaxing. Before long, a group of nudists runs onto the beach, and one of them asks if you will rub some lotion on her back. When you do, she comments on how wonderful your warm hands feel, and you offer for her to feel the stone on her back. As you place the stone upon her naked back and begin to use it as a massage tool, you look up and notice you have a line of people wanting to feel the pleasure that this woman is feeling. Some of them leave afterwards and bring more back, and people begin to ask you how much you charge for these amazing massages. You are on your way to becoming the massage king/queen of the county. The lesson for you Taurus is that they arent paying you for your neat little rocks, because anybody can access them. They are paying you for your gifts. Put me on for next Thursday at 3.

Gemini - This week you meet partner of your dreams. That doesnt mean that they are everything that your ego has always wanted, because last week you dreamed that the two of you were wrestling in a muddy swamp and each of you was trying to hold the other ones face down and force each other to consume the nasty algae-type substance that was there. Last year at this time you dreamed that they were giving you a relaxing hot-stone massage by the fireplace, but 6 years prior to that you dreamed you were tied at a stake and they were pulling hot stones out of the fireplace to stone you with. Your lesson for the week Gemini is that the partner of your dreams has always mirrored what you do not currently consciously embody, and that self love is as much a part of your psyche as self loathing and insecurity. Submit to your other half and eat the algae. This in turn will invite them to eat the algae, and before you know it that nasty swamp will become a kinky hotbed of sensual wrestling delight, and you may even find a few massage stones in the mix

Cancer - You dream this week that you are driving around New York City, tuning in to the mix of activity going on in the community. As you drive into Central Park, you notice a series of ice
cream trucks ringing their bells and drawing the young children in. You get a craving for ice
cream yourself, but cant help but get a disturbing feeling watching the trucks continue to drive
around while the kids run after them. Are they going to stop to sell them ice cream? They drive
into a grove of trees, where a group of teenagers has built some really neat treehouses. The
truck stops and the vendors finally get out, putting loads of ice cream treats into buckets the
adolescents have lowered from their perch. When the children arrive, they lower their buckets and yell down "put your money in the bucket and youll get your ice cream". The trusting children do so willingly, only in the end to have the last bite of ice cream from the big kids in the trees spit upon their heads, followed by laughter. You awaken in tears, only to find yourself in New York City in the middle of a riot. On one side, you see the protesters representing the 99%, and on the other you see the adolescents who have grown into the elitists. The lesson Cancer is that you embody both sides. Now go with love and bring me back a fudgecicle

Leo - You are building a really cool house for your dog! However, you find this week that once it is built, your dog seems scared to go inside. After some investigation, you notice that your
doghouse has become a coop home for neighborhood strays. It seems that from time to time a new dog will make use of it, and then a stronger dog will come around and bully that dog and take over. At first you are overcome with compassion for your pet and feel that you failed in building a home that he can enjoy. Your lesson is to ask yourself what is housed in the world that you have built for yourself? Do you make yourself the recipient of the energy and effort that you put out into the world? Do you unconsciously house resentment when the world doesnt mirror your generosity, in turn transforming you into a stray dog? Take care of yourself first this week Leo.

Virgo - You've been telling yourself your going to stop smoking cigarettes for years. Youve been telling yourself that your going to start taking tai chi for years. Youve been telling yourself
that your going to walk away from your abusive partner. This week, you catch your child smoking cigarettes, and it all finally hits you. Your lesson this week is that your source of energy is your child's source of energy. Even if you do not have a physical child, but you have an
inspirational idea that you are giving birth to, if you are abusing yourself then your idea will
be born from a damaged source. Do you believe in a God that smokes, sits on his butt waiting for Jesus to bring him a ham sandwich, and steals ice cream from kids? Thankfully this isnt the case, or there would be no hope within you to transform to something greater.

Libra - Struggling for work, but not really wanting to, you go on an application spree by
applying to 72 different places of employment this week. You will bitch when you dont get one of the jobs, but deep down you know that you didnt want any of those jobs anyway. It gave you
justification in your belief in the struggle you go through, and you have those close to you
completely convinced. You do the same in your love life, and in the end when it doesnt work out, you can demonstrate the effort you put in to making it work. The lesson for you Libra is to make a decision for at least once in your life, and figure out what it is that you want out of this
life. Be willing to work for what it is that you want. You must be willing to lose a part of
yourself in this work! Only then will you resonate with a willingness to lose yourself in
another, one in which you will never be able to come out the other side with ego still intact...and
you shouldnt want to.

Scorpio - This week you make your partner breakfast in bed, only to find that they dont quite like what you made. You go out and buy sexy underwear and model it for your partner, but they express that you look better in other things. The question for you Scorpio is, why do you feel the need to find validation and love through some material object? The reason you are meeting with this frustration is to remind you of where the true value lies. Do something for your partner that comes from the heart. Write him or her a poem, or sing them a song you made up about them, or just give them some good lovin. You dont have to buy anything to make anybody appreciate who you are.

Sagittarius - You dream that you and a friend are bow hunting in the woods. You take aim at what you think is a deer and release the bow, only to hear a loud scream. Behind your ego's intended target was an icecream truck driver making a round of deliveries. You look down the road and see some older people waving $100 bills pushing small children to the side holding out pennies that they are hoping can buy them something. Youve killed the driver, but the crowd doesnt seem to realize what happened. They only see you and you are now the ice cream truck driver, and the dilemma as to who gets the limited supply of ice cream is up to you. Your lesson this week Sagittarius is to figure it out.

Capricorn - You dream that you are an ice cream truck driver driving down a dirt road towards a mountain. Children hold out pennies on the side of the road and older people hold out $100 bills trying to get an ice cream treat. Being the logical business person that you are, you bring your customers aboard and collect those that can pay the most, collecting a nice stack of $100 bills. You finally reach the top of the mountain, where the road seems to go nowhere. A canyon sits between you and another mountain with a summit that goes beyond the clouds. "Thats where you want to go, but youll have to build a bridge across to that mountain, and I dont need the money bad enough" says one passenger after another. You drive back down the mountain, only to find that the younger people dont have the nourishment or the knowledge to build the bridge. Your lesson this week, Capricorn, is that your business is an investment in the future, not in immediate profits. If you dont make what the ego perceives to be a sacrifice in profits, it wont matter in the end. There will be no road to your destination and noone to help you build it

Aquarius - You wake up this week with your ex lover. No, you didnt drink and make a big mistake last night. You have a chance for redemption. You have an opportunity to balance the dynamics within you that helped to co-create a failed relationship. You have a chance to communicate to him or her already knowing the dynamics that they brought to the table that co-created the old patterns.

Pisces - You dream this week that you live in a society of divided classes, and yours is the peasant that cannot partake in the pleasures of such luxurys as hot oil stone massages. One day
you dress up like an upperclassman, and after you receive your massage a group of the elite
collective spot you for who you are. They start picking up their stones and throwing them at you, and for some reason it feels like a wonderful waterfall type massage as they pummel your body. When they are done, all their stones are reduced to small pebbles from the impact against your powerful body. They claim that they are going to kill you, and you run in fear. Suddenly a group of elitist onlookers join in on the chase, causing you to be more fearful, however you soon
realize that this group thinks you are of their class, and they are chasing their own class down
because it is against their laws for peasants to cause harm to the elite. The message of your
dream is this, Pisces. You have the ability to change form, which in turn changes the projection
that others place upon you. This will enable others to embrace a side that they will not allow
themselves to normally see.