Monday, November 14, 2011

11/14/11 Insight of the Day: On TruthVille, the amps all go to 11:11 11%2F14%2F11 Insight of the Day%3A 11%3A11 by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see my naked friends today. Those that are more mathematically inclined may enjoy todays insight. If you are not so much, you may want to take out your handy dandy
notebooks, or if you are naked and without a notebook, find a friend with a marker and he or she can connect the dots on your body in order to help you ground intuitively into the mathematics of which we speak. When the body takes on certain yoga poses, forming curves and circles, it is easier to see it as a microcosm of the universe itself... distance between vital parts is relative not only to the distance between cosmic bodies, but also the time it takes for each of us to reach particular aspects of our unconscious self. Space and time are an abstraction of mind, a mind that has crystallized into the illusion of space and time, which are merely tools from which we move from one differentiated aspect of self to another.

Astrology is a science of relativity. Today I will use the phenomenon of 11:11 and its relativity
to the planet Neptune. Let us take the 24 hour cycle of the day and relate it to the 360 degree
cycle...reflected in the 365 days of the year and on a greater scale, 360 years. Keep in mind
that in astrology, a day equals a year equals a degree...each in themselves are monadic units of
measure which can be related to each other in terms of times of transformations. 11 hours and 11 minutes is 46 percent of a day, and the 165 years and change of Neptunes orbit around the Sun is 46 percent of a greater cycle of 360 years. Ironically, Neptune was discovered exactly 165 years and change ago, so you receive this insight on a significant return in its own cycle. What does this mean? Well, Neptune represents the ONENESS, reflected in the singular number itself, but also Neptune represents an escape from the mundane reality, a portal that we can enter and find redemption from our past, reincarnating this very past in order to heal ourselves and our planet. Being taken in by aliens or trancending to a different dimension or whatever is spoken of about the 11:11, this comes from the imagination as a symbol of the opportunity that is offered here on this planet. I will have more to say regarding this tomorrow, and I hope you join me and we can tap in to the power of 11. Until then, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

11/13/11 Insight of the Day: Saturn and Neptune 11%2F13%2F11 Insight of the Day%3A Saturn and Neptune by The Naked Astrologer

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If your naked and you know it and you really want to show it if you naked and you know it.....
Ah, hello my naked friends. The Naked Astrologer has been traveling to many many lands of late to spread the truth behind the physical experience. There are many worlds in which physicality is experienced, most just happen to exist in a different dimension of time and frequency. You will meet these aspects of your greater self when the time is appropriate. For now, let us discuss the workings of Saturn and Neptune.

There two planets are considered opposite to most conventional astrologers. Saturn creates
borderlines of distinction, and Neptune removes all boundaries. Saturn could be likened to stone, and Neptune to the powerful ocean. Through Neptune, we continuously tap into the sea of creativity. Redemption from past trials is offered through Neptune. However, with any path you choose, there is methodology that must follow the physical laws of this world. Saturn is where you must learn and become responsible for what it is that you want. You can have anything that you want in this world, but there is a cost. Saturn will bring that cost to your threshold, and often you will find that this cost is the pain and fears that resonate deep within from previous trials of experience. These must always be moved through and healed if you are to move forward in self awareness, self mastery, and with the ability to responsibly manifest the way you were born to.

It will be my pleasure to stay here for awhile and once again bring these insights to you on a
daily basis. I have missed you all and love you all. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and

Monday, October 31, 2011

10/31/2011 Naked Insight of the Day: Happy Halloween 10%2F31%2F2011 Insight of the Day%3A Happy Halloween by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see all my naked earth friends. I have been on a tour of your galaxy
spreading the messages of Truth, Love, Awareness, and Astrology. Such a tour requires not only a shift in space, but a shift in time and vibrational frequency. There are many dimensions that you must expand into in order to perceive life outside of your own planet. For now, you are
assimilating your own inner life differentiations.
This brings us to Halloween and its appropriate expression during the Sun's journey through the
sign of Scorpio. The shadow self looms within all of us, calling us to act upon its expression of
consciousness which is usually in polarity to the ego. If we answer the call, is it a trick, or
will it be a treat? If you find that it is a trick, you are hedging your bets. Whatever you are
dressing up at, whether it be a naked vampire, or a shreaking banshee in the nude, or a sexy witch with her body fully exposed, or maybe you are a couple dressing as the Naked Astrologer and his lover, your dress is the shadow seeking to integrate with you. Think of the hideous
monster that is the shadow as the part of you that has taken a beating through lifetimes as you
sacrifice its truth for the validation and acceptance from others and society. Doing this cages
the self within. Let the shadow out everyday, not just on Halloween, and you will find that this
beast and the lover with whom you cuddle by the fire and feed fruit to is one and the same. The
shadow integrated. Conscious and unconscious acting as one. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth,
Awareness, and Astrology!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

10/16/2011 Naked Insight of the Day: South Lunar Node 10%2F16%2F2011 Naked Insight of the Day%3A South Node by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there my naked and cuddly friends. Did you enjoy your journey to TruthVille this week?
If you ever want to go back, all roads lead there, and from TruthVille, the complexity of roadsleads to complete diversity and differentiation. I see you found your way back to the diverse anddifferentiated reality you live in right now. Currently in the lunation cycle, the moon has reached Gemini, but it has also reached the South Lunar Node, which means that the Moons path reaches the point today where the Moons cyclical path and the Suns cyclical path cross. The South Node as opposed to the North Node is symbolic of returning to where you have been with the new lessons that you have learned in the present. Now that you have been Occupying TruthVille and become part of the 0.00426 percent, experiencing such oneness with your brothers and sisters, what are you going to do now that you have returned to the illusion of separation? With Jupiter opposing Venus and Mercury in Scorpio, it is likely that you will want to return to the value of yourself as a unique individual. This is a wonderful thing, because you are unique and special and should be recognized for this. Just remember that this is like a costume party, and we are celebrating diversity of creative consciousness. You will not be able to hold on to this illusory phase of your diversity, and you shouldnt want to, for we will be waiting at home in TruthVille for you to come cuddle with us by the fireplace and drink magic coffee with us. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness and Astrology!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Naked Horoscopes for Full Moon 10/11/2011: OCCUPY TRUTHVILLE! Full Moon Naked Horoscopes for 10%2F11%2F2011 by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see all my naked earth friends as well as my earth friends that are two
repressed to enjoy being naked with us, as well as my earth friends that find comfort in their
clothes for whatever reason. If you earth people weren't so strangely sensitive to having your ego particularly excluded even when its something as trivial as a freaking horoscope column, I wouldnt have to join your politically correct ways in order to demonstrate the consideration that we on TruthVille were born with. However, I have learned that in order to get your message across, it is best to cater somewhat to your fragile egos so that you wont stop listening to me. You are all here because this is Occupy TruthVille week. This is a big part of the lesson for this Full Moon in Aries. Each of us needs to be heard, and yet we are limited as to how we are heard if we do not hear others. When you Occupy TruthVille, you embody all that you are and no longer fear that your brothers or sisters are going to take anything away from you. If I did offend anyones fragile ego, consider yourself held for hours while we lie together in front of a fireplace as I feed you chocolate chip cookie dough with my toes. Enjoy todays horoscope, and until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Aries - So you find yourself visiting downtown TruthVille and cant be fully content for some
reason. You see the coffee shop with the homegrown marijuana brewed into the coffee, and the
fireplace with the firedancers outside beckoning for all to come cuddle by the fire. These are
all ideas that you have had, and your ego feels torn that you find it already created and do not
feel the credit projected upon you. That is because you created this long ago, and have now
incarnated in this world under a strange human disguise. Enjoy the experience of what you are.
You did create this and we are thankful.

Taurus - It finally dawned on you the day that you gave your StarWars action figure collection to your son, and he lost your most valuable figure the first day, and torched Princess Lea until her plastic buttcheeks melted together. The lesson is that you demonstrate value with your heart, not with your things. You decide to take your son to Truthville, where you walk into a coffeeshop where people are cuddling by the fire feeding cookie dough to each other and sipping a special kind of coffee that makes you really relaxed. Your son looks over at the bar, and is shocked to see Princess Lea sitting there with Greedo and two of the other bounty hunters that few remember but the purists. You all sit and have coffee and chat about Star Wars for hours, and you see your son appreciate the importance that your StarWars collection has for you not from the things, but from this special experience.

Gemini - You find yourself in TruthVille craving the famous cookie dough you have heard so much about. You seem unsure about what you have heard regarding people feeding each other with their feet, but you decide to check it out. You walk in and see what looks almost exactly like yourself, cuddling with the Naked Astrologer and feeding him cookie dough with your toes. What really freaks you out is the appearance of the feet, which look just like hands. Your twin sees you and looks shocked, and says "im not sure if I want you to feed me cookie dough with those things". As you approach each other, you notice that your twins feet are identical to your hands, and your feet are identical to your twins hands. The point is that we are all brothers and
sisters, and often the illusion of duality confuses us, but we are walking with our feet upon a
path of understanding our diversity, and when we get there we find the part of ourselves that was already there.

Cancer - You found your dream job at the TruthVille coffeeshop. You love working with the special plants and brewing their magic into the coffee. You love all of your customers, and enjoy taking your turn cuddling with many of them by the fireplace. The difficulty for you is that you love them all and feel they lose something when they arent getting served your coffee or they arent eating cookie dough from your hands by the fire. Although all roads lead to the same home, and the same mother, each of us has our own journey, and the person we choose to serve us our trip on a particular visit mirrors the differentiated source of that particular need. You only relate to the source of all things, but it is not your place to be the source of all things. Weave the illusion you wish for your patrons and children to experience with your magic plants and coffee, honor those that seek your magic out, and release those that do not

Leo - Have you ever drank a delicious glass of orange juice, and then chased that with the best
chocolate shake ever, only the taste of the orange juice messed up the taste of the shake? You
added some magic plant into the chocolate chip cookie dough mix so that the patrons of the
TruthVille coffeeshop could experience the world as you see it. It bothers you that when you feed it to your customers, they get an initial look on their face that they arent quite sure about the reality in which they find themselves. I mean, that reality is THE reality according to you, and they should feel the same about it right? This is why you love dogs so much. They mirror the reality that you feed them, and thats about it. Humans make transformations that are not as
smooth, and you need to realize that only you were meant to experience exactly what you are
experiencing. Others will take what they want from you and make it their own.

Virgo - A monk walked into the Truthville coffeeshop and sampled your magic coffee. His
experience was literally out of the world, and so you miticulously have made sure over a good
length of time that the flowering cycle of your magic plants be set at 9.6 weeks exactly, and that
cookie dough not be mixed with the bat guano feedings during the second to last week of the
flowering phase, but only from the 6th to the 2nd to last day of the cycle for the perfect flavor
and the perfect trip. But what is the perfect trip Virgo? Is it just because a person you look
up to experienced it, so it must be of higher quality? Everyone in TruthVille has their own trip
regardless of how exact specifications of your gardening. Let go a little bit and enjoy the
fruits of your labors, for you will see what I mean much more clearly.

Libra - I saw you for awhile by the fire at TruthVille Coffee practically forcefeeding your lover
magic coffee and cookie dough while telling them how much you love them. Then I saw you with someone new, and that person was forcefeeding it to you out of love. Last time you started to learn the art of compromise, but it made me sick to watch you feed your lover and ask every 10 minutes "what are you feeling now?" and have them do the same every other 10, meaning that instead of blazing forward you stop every 5 minutes to analyze the quality of the ride and your work through the experience of your partner. Libra, shut up and enjoy your experience. He or she will enjoy theirs alot more if you do.

Scorpio - As a resident of TruthVille for some time now, you are among the favorite baristas at
the coffeshop. Each character relates to you. You realize the truth when the father walks in
with his son that torched the Princess Lea actionfigures buttcheeks together (see horoscope for
Taurus), and you realize the fear based reason that you moved through in past lives. You see
Greedo and Lea equally as one because you realize that Greedo is Lea on the inside, and Lea is
Greedo on the inside, their appearances a front. Whatever Greedo wants to put in Lea's butt will
inject the inner beauty and make them one, and although Lea isnt ready for it, as the boy
unconsciously knows through his actions upon the action figures, you see them as one and know that they are in TruthVille to merge, cuddle, and feed each other cookie dough. On earth they call that type of love rear entry.

Sagittarius - Youve been put in charge of the marketing plan for TruthVille coffeehouse, and you trust that the masters have put you in charge because your desire to serve a clientele of higher awareness is what they truly want. You are more comfortable tripping out monks with your magic coffee than getting spit on by the likes of Greedo. However, what you do not realize is that the masters only feel that your perception will balance the energies of the coffeeshop, and that any confrontation between the likes of Greedo and the monks will create the proper balance to bring a higher degree of harmony to TruthVille, which is always harmonious, however it is your job to lure those that are ready to find the Truth, and that is a Truth that you are not entirely conscious of yet.

Capricorn - You are amazed to find that TruthVille is paying 25 an hour to work in the TruthVille coffeehouse. After your first week, you are expecting a paycheck of nearly $1000. The head master seems amused when you ask for payment. "What is it that you want?" he says "Every hour you have worked you have served 25 patrons. You recieved 25 per hour. "WTF??, How is that getting paid??" you ask. The master chuckles and asks again, what is it that you want? "I want to buy a nice place to live, I want to buy my food, I need to pay my bills!!" you explain. The master realizes that he is speaking to a child from earth, and delicately explains...."Look over there at the resident quarters you liked so much when you came here. Your customers built it and are making all repairs. Your customers that gave you your food from the market, they grew all that food themselves. All that you have received is yours in exchange for your services. If this place is not everything that you want, then you should go find a city that resonates with your wants." Ask yourself this week what it is that you really want. Money doesnt mean anything by itself.

Aquarius - Your job at TruthVille Coffeeshop is to prepare the special mushrooms that are often added to the magic coffee for special customers. People come to TruthVille because they know they will experience the naked truth...well, that and get cuddled by the fire and fed chocolate chip cookie dough, but the point is that you love to shake up the Truth by tripping people out when they dont expect it. You are here to remind us with what you bring to the table that Truth is always changing. What was true today is not necessarily true tomorrow. We can release, deny, and change what is the underlying truth and create temporal truth, and even temporal truth within temporal truth. What is your truth this week that you wish to share, and where does it fall on the spectrum of Truth/temporal truth. How many magic mushrooms and magic coffee have you consumed today?

Pisces - You wake up from a strange dream where you were Greedo from StarWars and you came to TruthVille because you wanted people to see that your aggression was merely a projection, and really you were just a cuddly creature that wanted to cuddle by the fireplace at the TruthVille coffeeshop and be fed cookie dough. You are able to see Greedo in a different light, as you talk with him everyday at the coffeeshop. As soon as you see a young boy walk in the shop with an action figure of you that he torched the buttcheeks closed, you wake up from that dream and find yourself back in your body as the Naked Astrologer. You look at yourself in the mirror and cant help but to be confused due to how orgasmic you feel looking at yourself, when suddenly you wake up from that dream and come back to your reality as head barista at TruthVille Coffeehouse. Pisces, you dream this reality, and every reality you find yourself in is like a bar that falls from the clouds and is heading towards the ocean. Once the bar submerges it finds itself in a different reality. Only from the time the bar makes itself seen leaving the clouds to its fall to the waters edge does it exist as it appears. Every veil uncovered contains the illusion that this is finally reality, only to find that you are still dreaming and wake up in yet another. Come join us by the fire and try to enjoy your dream!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

10/9/2011 Naked Insight: Aries 10%2F9%2F2011 Naked Insight%3A Aries by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there my companions in naked truthology. The full moon is approaching, and it would
perhaps be a good time to discuss the nature of Aries energy. As some of you are aware, Mars is
considered most often the planet ruling the sign of Aries. Mars blazes a trail and makes its
paradigm known, but more aggressively so. The polarity of Aries and Libra takes the form of
dominance and submission when we deal with the current expression of Mars and Venus as energetic rulers. However, it is the planet Mercury that is the esoteric ruler of Aries. What this means is that as a soul evolves, they find that at first communication, and then resolution of duality and cooperation is a better way in which to forge an idea and have it bear fruit. After this is achieved, humans are able to tap into the archetype of Hermes and produce magic. You are capable of intuitively drawing to yourself and being drawn to your soul family that is here to help co-create your idea with you. There was never a need for force or dominance in the form of war.
Thank you for joining me on another exciting astrological insight, and until tomorrow, Love,
Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Friday, October 7, 2011

10/7/2011 Naked Insight: What is heaven or hell like after we die? 10%2F7%2F2011 Naked Insight%3A What is heaven and hell%3F by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, good timing as always. I just finished astral traveling to all the lovers I have ever had
during my journey as a soul, and consciously or not, attempted to bring them all to orgasm at the same moment in order to raise the collective vibration.
Unfortunately for earth people, it is often easier to achieve this when not physically present.
Insecurities, cross projection, and illusion mask what under the surface is nothing but pure love. When a person has passed away, or made transition as we call it on Truthville, it is often one side of their human duality that they are remembered for. When mass killers pass away, people project that aspect of themselves onto the deceased, as if creating a fantasy or illusion that they represented something that we each don't embody. When the great thinkers and innovators pass, their message becomes more clear and vivid. Some people do so much good throughout their lives, and all of a sudden they die and then they want to talk about it. It is as if the integration of the ego/personality and the divinity hold part of the message back, symbolized by the balance of Libra, and once the ego is released at death, society makes its judgement as to whether a person served on the level of the soul or the level of the ego.

What will they say of your life when you pass away? The moon in Aquarius moving into Pisces right now shifts the balance of the souls journey onto the gifts of the soul, on the unique gifts that each of you have, and on your ability to make a difference through service. The Piscean needs are often best reached through fantasy and projection onto the deceased or symbols of the holistic self such as Christ, Krishna, Buddha, and those which the individual identifies as resonating with divinity. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Naked Horoscopes of the Week: 10/4/2011 Naked Horoscopes of the Week%3A 10%2F4%2F2011 by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there my naked friends. I see some of you are still wearing your clothes, and that is
quite ok. We all express and hold what we value. Some value the ego so they hold onto it, until
the time comes when it no longer serves its purpose. Those of you who enjoy ice cream may
particularly enjoy todays horoscopes. The moon has reached a square to the Sun from Capricorn, challenging us to build deeper security in our service. This service starts for many with the self, but there is no permanant security in the ego. We only find security when we serve all of humanity. Venus and Saturn in Libra force us to balance how we serve others in our relationships, with Neptune making a trine from Aquarius providing an opportunity to transform and recreate ourselves in relationship. Also, the Mars Jupiter square from Leo to Taurus energizes us to act upon the imbalances revealed by the success or failures of our children, forcing us to see how the distribution of resources restricts the growth and fulfillment of so many of our children on earth. Remember that this is a dream world, and I honor all of the roles each of you play in order to teach humanity to live more spiritually. Enjoy todays Horoscope, and until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Aries - Your father is one of the best clothing salesman in the country, and he has raised you
with the expectation that you will take over the family business and pass it on to your children.
Recently, he finally opens up with the secret of his success, and tells you that people need his
business because they feel insecure without their clothing. Ironically, you just started dating a
nudist activist. Your father, disapproving, tells you that if you are going to be with this
woman, you need to find your own way to success. The lesson for you Aries is that you need to
find your own way to success. The lesson for you fathers is that your service must transform to
meet the changing needs of our world, your customers, and your children. You hold the vision for them. It was never just for you.

Taurus - You find yourself meditating on a beach trying to figure out whats next. You find that
you have been unconsciously holding in your hand some smooth stones that have been heated from the sun, and the combination of their texture and temperature has been very relaxing. Before long, a group of nudists runs onto the beach, and one of them asks if you will rub some lotion on her back. When you do, she comments on how wonderful your warm hands feel, and you offer for her to feel the stone on her back. As you place the stone upon her naked back and begin to use it as a massage tool, you look up and notice you have a line of people wanting to feel the pleasure that this woman is feeling. Some of them leave afterwards and bring more back, and people begin to ask you how much you charge for these amazing massages. You are on your way to becoming the massage king/queen of the county. The lesson for you Taurus is that they arent paying you for your neat little rocks, because anybody can access them. They are paying you for your gifts. Put me on for next Thursday at 3.

Gemini - This week you meet partner of your dreams. That doesnt mean that they are everything that your ego has always wanted, because last week you dreamed that the two of you were wrestling in a muddy swamp and each of you was trying to hold the other ones face down and force each other to consume the nasty algae-type substance that was there. Last year at this time you dreamed that they were giving you a relaxing hot-stone massage by the fireplace, but 6 years prior to that you dreamed you were tied at a stake and they were pulling hot stones out of the fireplace to stone you with. Your lesson for the week Gemini is that the partner of your dreams has always mirrored what you do not currently consciously embody, and that self love is as much a part of your psyche as self loathing and insecurity. Submit to your other half and eat the algae. This in turn will invite them to eat the algae, and before you know it that nasty swamp will become a kinky hotbed of sensual wrestling delight, and you may even find a few massage stones in the mix

Cancer - You dream this week that you are driving around New York City, tuning in to the mix of activity going on in the community. As you drive into Central Park, you notice a series of ice
cream trucks ringing their bells and drawing the young children in. You get a craving for ice
cream yourself, but cant help but get a disturbing feeling watching the trucks continue to drive
around while the kids run after them. Are they going to stop to sell them ice cream? They drive
into a grove of trees, where a group of teenagers has built some really neat treehouses. The
truck stops and the vendors finally get out, putting loads of ice cream treats into buckets the
adolescents have lowered from their perch. When the children arrive, they lower their buckets and yell down "put your money in the bucket and youll get your ice cream". The trusting children do so willingly, only in the end to have the last bite of ice cream from the big kids in the trees spit upon their heads, followed by laughter. You awaken in tears, only to find yourself in New York City in the middle of a riot. On one side, you see the protesters representing the 99%, and on the other you see the adolescents who have grown into the elitists. The lesson Cancer is that you embody both sides. Now go with love and bring me back a fudgecicle

Leo - You are building a really cool house for your dog! However, you find this week that once it is built, your dog seems scared to go inside. After some investigation, you notice that your
doghouse has become a coop home for neighborhood strays. It seems that from time to time a new dog will make use of it, and then a stronger dog will come around and bully that dog and take over. At first you are overcome with compassion for your pet and feel that you failed in building a home that he can enjoy. Your lesson is to ask yourself what is housed in the world that you have built for yourself? Do you make yourself the recipient of the energy and effort that you put out into the world? Do you unconsciously house resentment when the world doesnt mirror your generosity, in turn transforming you into a stray dog? Take care of yourself first this week Leo.

Virgo - You've been telling yourself your going to stop smoking cigarettes for years. Youve been telling yourself that your going to start taking tai chi for years. Youve been telling yourself
that your going to walk away from your abusive partner. This week, you catch your child smoking cigarettes, and it all finally hits you. Your lesson this week is that your source of energy is your child's source of energy. Even if you do not have a physical child, but you have an
inspirational idea that you are giving birth to, if you are abusing yourself then your idea will
be born from a damaged source. Do you believe in a God that smokes, sits on his butt waiting for Jesus to bring him a ham sandwich, and steals ice cream from kids? Thankfully this isnt the case, or there would be no hope within you to transform to something greater.

Libra - Struggling for work, but not really wanting to, you go on an application spree by
applying to 72 different places of employment this week. You will bitch when you dont get one of the jobs, but deep down you know that you didnt want any of those jobs anyway. It gave you
justification in your belief in the struggle you go through, and you have those close to you
completely convinced. You do the same in your love life, and in the end when it doesnt work out, you can demonstrate the effort you put in to making it work. The lesson for you Libra is to make a decision for at least once in your life, and figure out what it is that you want out of this
life. Be willing to work for what it is that you want. You must be willing to lose a part of
yourself in this work! Only then will you resonate with a willingness to lose yourself in
another, one in which you will never be able to come out the other side with ego still intact...and
you shouldnt want to.

Scorpio - This week you make your partner breakfast in bed, only to find that they dont quite like what you made. You go out and buy sexy underwear and model it for your partner, but they express that you look better in other things. The question for you Scorpio is, why do you feel the need to find validation and love through some material object? The reason you are meeting with this frustration is to remind you of where the true value lies. Do something for your partner that comes from the heart. Write him or her a poem, or sing them a song you made up about them, or just give them some good lovin. You dont have to buy anything to make anybody appreciate who you are.

Sagittarius - You dream that you and a friend are bow hunting in the woods. You take aim at what you think is a deer and release the bow, only to hear a loud scream. Behind your ego's intended target was an icecream truck driver making a round of deliveries. You look down the road and see some older people waving $100 bills pushing small children to the side holding out pennies that they are hoping can buy them something. Youve killed the driver, but the crowd doesnt seem to realize what happened. They only see you and you are now the ice cream truck driver, and the dilemma as to who gets the limited supply of ice cream is up to you. Your lesson this week Sagittarius is to figure it out.

Capricorn - You dream that you are an ice cream truck driver driving down a dirt road towards a mountain. Children hold out pennies on the side of the road and older people hold out $100 bills trying to get an ice cream treat. Being the logical business person that you are, you bring your customers aboard and collect those that can pay the most, collecting a nice stack of $100 bills. You finally reach the top of the mountain, where the road seems to go nowhere. A canyon sits between you and another mountain with a summit that goes beyond the clouds. "Thats where you want to go, but youll have to build a bridge across to that mountain, and I dont need the money bad enough" says one passenger after another. You drive back down the mountain, only to find that the younger people dont have the nourishment or the knowledge to build the bridge. Your lesson this week, Capricorn, is that your business is an investment in the future, not in immediate profits. If you dont make what the ego perceives to be a sacrifice in profits, it wont matter in the end. There will be no road to your destination and noone to help you build it

Aquarius - You wake up this week with your ex lover. No, you didnt drink and make a big mistake last night. You have a chance for redemption. You have an opportunity to balance the dynamics within you that helped to co-create a failed relationship. You have a chance to communicate to him or her already knowing the dynamics that they brought to the table that co-created the old patterns.

Pisces - You dream this week that you live in a society of divided classes, and yours is the peasant that cannot partake in the pleasures of such luxurys as hot oil stone massages. One day
you dress up like an upperclassman, and after you receive your massage a group of the elite
collective spot you for who you are. They start picking up their stones and throwing them at you, and for some reason it feels like a wonderful waterfall type massage as they pummel your body. When they are done, all their stones are reduced to small pebbles from the impact against your powerful body. They claim that they are going to kill you, and you run in fear. Suddenly a group of elitist onlookers join in on the chase, causing you to be more fearful, however you soon
realize that this group thinks you are of their class, and they are chasing their own class down
because it is against their laws for peasants to cause harm to the elite. The message of your
dream is this, Pisces. You have the ability to change form, which in turn changes the projection
that others place upon you. This will enable others to embrace a side that they will not allow
themselves to normally see.

Monday, October 3, 2011

10/3/2011 Naked Astrology Insight: Find Your SelfWorth on Desert Moon 10%2F3%2F2011 Naked Astrology Insight%3A Desert Moon by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there. I was just listening to a new CD a bought from the ascended masters collection.
They recently compiled a CD of music that was channeled by earth people in order to bring humanity to a higher vibration of love. I particularly love this one called Desert Moon, because
TruthVille has a moon that we call desert moon, although we don't need a train to get there, we
just astral travel to it, but it is so beautiful.
So the masters put together an infomercial, and they say that if you were to buy each individual
song on the compilation, it would cost 465 dollars, but for only 19 dollars, i can have all these
songs compiled by the ascended masters. we don't have money where i come from, but my logical mind tells me that is one heck of a bargain.
People on this planet create bargains in order to shift your perception of what is valuable. i am
here to tell you that you are valuable, and nothing else needs to be added to that. you don't need
to paint it green, you don't need to make it bigger, you don't need to use unnatural means in order to mass produce it, and then make it organic in order to make it more valuable than the previous attempt to make it more valuable. Thank the ascended masters for Pluto, who is going to obliterate everything you think is valuable except yourselves. You will be left naked and forced to embrace the value within. also, the ascended masters are running a special. This wont cost you 465 dollars, not even 19 dollars. its free, and it always has been. Until tomorrow, Love, truth, awareness, and astrology!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

10/1/2011 Naked Astrology Insight of the Day: Moon in Sagittarius 10%2F1%2F11 Insight of the Day%3A Moon in Sagittarius by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see you my friend. Your timing was perfect as usual, as I just came out of meditation. For today's insight, we will talk about the Moon in the sign of Sagittarius.
When the moon leaves Scorpio for the sign of Sagittarius, the ego/personality needs are transformed to the needs of something greater. Nobody can continue to walk in self gratification. The Moon in Sagittarius has a need to be associated with a higher cause for humanity. Often times, humans with the moon in Sagittarius want respect and acknowledgement for that which they have not achieved yet, as if what they are aiming for is already a part of them. This is part of the process of transformation. It is the imitation or alignment to higher ideals. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology

Thursday, September 29, 2011

9/29/2011 Naked Insight of the Day: Moon in Scorpio 9%2F29%2F11 Astrology Insight of the Day by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there my clothed friends. I have encountered many kinds of entities in my travels among the stars and through time, but this is the first time I have ever come across a group that adds so many accessories to their naked bodies, at least not accessories that you cant even eat!

The Moons position is always of importance, but it is only a position of relativity to that of the Sun. To say the moon is at a particular degree of Scorpio, as it is today, gives the Sol/lunar cycle of manifestation a quality of need indicative of this position along its greater cycle. At Scorpio, conditioning is rooted in the matrix of shared resources and reality that is formed out of relationships, including sexual consequences as well as karma from inheritance. At Scorpio, the lunar need is to HOLD ONTO the individuality before ultimately yielding to the inevitable force of life, that our life is lived for the benefit of the group, humanity as a whole. Scorpio faces the truth that our energy is not ours alone, and that distribution of the life force will ultimately lead to a disintegration of the earthly body. Given that the moon brings energy of the past and Scorpio’s need to preserve the self, a soul fights for this self through its sexual experiences, through the birth and death of everything that it creates. The matrix of shared resources becomes a learning ground for the fact that all resources and energy are ultimately shared by one great body, and that we are in this together. Through intensive self knowledge and depth, Scorpio learns this and learns to release the self as it embraces the universal laws of oneness which is Sagittarius. The need naturally transforms from the Scorpio motif to the Sagittarius motif.

Come back tomorrow for another insight of the day. Until then, Love, Truth, Awareness and Astrology!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Naked Horoscope for the Week 9/27/2011: New Moon in Libra meets Pluto Naked Horoscope of the Week%3A New Moon in Libra by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, happy New Moon! New seeds are being planted into the consciousness of humanity. These are seeds from previous harvests. There is opportunity to transform what will become part of the future seeds structure. Each moon cycle allows us to work with the past as we create the future unfolding.

The New Moon in Libra will be in strenuous aspect to Pluto in Capricorn. Capricorn is where the physical structures that serve humanity exist. Capricorn is the externalization of security. Herein lies the laws of our land to make us feel protected and secure. Herein lies our system of economics in order to provide a means of supporting what we value and a benchmark for the value of our service. Herein lies the archetype of the Father. Naturally, through the perception of ego, fear has entered the equation. Earthly fathers can fear for their children and plant boundaries and means of protection within our laws and our structures. Earthly fathers can hold onto the role of father, the middle man between his child and the way to success. Competition and symbolic castration can enter the equation as many of our physical economic structures are upheld in order to provide security for the few that are afraid to allow the children to grow into their teacher, afraid to relinquish the structures that they painstakingly build as they forgot that they built it for their children and their customers from the beginning. Humans are afraid to relinquish any resource control that they have gained because they fear that they will no longer be needed, as if the material that they have acquired is the only reason they are needed or valued. True value and security is internal and eternal.
With the New Moon seeking a balance between ego and the higher soul in Libra colliding with a restructuring of economic structure through Pluto, the system of value will be balanced and restructured. Control of something temporal is of course, only temporal. In the mean time, there may be war, violence and protest, for humans on this planet perceive that survival means protecting the ego. Remember, your energy never dies, you only continue to change form. Remember that you all must become one and face your own fear and well as your brother's before there is true security; before you make your way home. To me, its all just drama, illusion, just as I am, however just as my purpose is to teach you and expand your awareness, the same is true for the drama of your physical reality. For today's new moon, I am pleased to present the first Naked Horoscope of the Week. Come back tomorrow for another naked insight, and come see me next week at half moon for the next installment of Naked Horoscopes. Until then, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

ARIES - This week your energy will be inspiring as you are filled with innovative ideas and drive. The question you need to be asking yourself is this: Is this wonderful feeling worth destroying any possibility of your idea becoming permanent, only so that you can return to this state of endless potential again? Your ideas have a chance to be received by others as transformative and restructuring, or they can be considered impractical and selfserving. It has nothing to do with the quality of the idea as to how it will be received. It has to do with the answer to that question you need to be asking yourself.

TAURUS - You walk over to your neighbors house this week to borrow his soap, not only because he makes his own and adds essential oils that you love, but because his wife always sends you home with a homemade marionberry pie. Although the car is in the driveway and the lights are on, nobody answers the door this week. You drive over to your sister's house to see if she can loan you an extra $100 because you are low on funds as you have been at the end of the last couple of months, and you suspect that she is growing wise to it and is avoiding you. What is the lesson for you here? It is your turn, Taurus, to make yourself more resourceful. It is your turn to make sure your inner cup runneth over enough so that you can be there for others as they have been for you. Go to the neighbor on the other side and borrow a recipe book and bake them some homemade pie. If you are able to make this adjustment, you will find that these resources will return exponentially.

GEMINI - Your ability to play Devil's Advocate is on fire this week. Its always been a skill of Gemini. However, this week we do not need you to rip our idea apart in order to display your open mindedness and superior intelligence. In the past, you may have found this brings about a balance of perspective, but polarity in your world has reached its maximum. The challenge you put to others is really a challenge to yourself. Are you capable of moving forward with one perspective without breaking it down with the opposing one? There is nothing wrong with appreciating the beauty and genius of your competitors, in fact this is gift you have that can bring us together as one rather than oppositional forces. Take one of your brilliant ideas and go with it, then spend the evening at your competitors place of business and indulge completely in their service. Their curiosity will bring them into your center, their guilt will lead them to sample your paradigm, and your charm will lead them to work with you and not against you.

CANCER - A new business opens up in your neighborhood offering Organic Gluten-free edible underwear. You are moved and inspired by the innovators of this new and exciting product. However, at the same time you feel deeply for the mom and pop store down the street that has been selling fine underwear for 40 years, for you recognize the shift in consumer consciousness will mean a loss for these fine people. For this reason, your emotions will potentially be swayed this week. Inside you Cancer, you long for the change that will bring about true collective security, but you relate to the feelings of insecurity that come with this change for those that are still fighting it. Each of these are external nodes on a greater wheel. You relate because the spokes of this wheel all meet in the center, and that is where you are. For this week, be still and allow the overall process to build. Cancer must stay focused on its current path, stick with the underwear you typically buy for now, and not allow itself to over empathize with either end of the wheel.

LEO - The fruit of your leadership abilities will begin to blossom this week. This fruit can be sweet and delicious or it can be bitter and rotten. Our children, our beloved, our employees, even our animals all reflect the strength of our creative ability in their happiness and their success. If they are unhappy or unsuccessful, it could be because your own fears and insecurities are draining them, for they depend on you for their strength and you know this! Let this week be a barometer for what kind of leader that you are. Don't take negative results too hard. You must lead by example, and for you that means that your happiness and success are in direct correlation to those that look to your leadership

VIRGO - Your neighbor starts growing a vegetable garden in his yard this week, which has a direct link to your increased clarity. You see, the activity around you will dramatize and mirror the values that you have held inside. You've been working on perfecting the techniques of organic gardening in order to produce the greatest quality fruit, but there is something to be said for just doing something instead of thinking it to death. Do not judge yourself for not starting the new trend, for there is still plenty of time to add your innovations if you can act. The actions of your neighbors is giving you permission to be more authentically yourself. In turn, your counsel will be sought by those acting out your vicarious desires, because they will sense that their actions are in your heart.

LIBRA - Happy Birthday to you, Libra from the Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus and Saturn! All are visiting your sign, so what does that mean for your birthday month? You have a tendency to enter relationships and social situations as a means of escaping one in which balance is lost. You may have submitted yourself completely to one and seek to find another that you can control. This is not going to work for you, Libra. While relationships are good for you to enter in order to practice the balance of ego and soul, enter all social situations with caution. Let your partner know each day what it is that you need, and ask your partner each day what he or she needs. If you can do this without losing yourself or having your partner lost in you, this relationship might last beyond next weeks horoscopes.

SCORPIO - You may find yourself buying a treat that is a favorite of your significant other. Your timing being purposeful and directed as usual, your partner comes home to your grinning face just as you eat the last bite. It is time to reflect on this passive aggressive behaviour Scorpio.
What you just did is place something you know that they love inside of you because you want to feel them love what is inside of you. This week is about the struggle to bring about that balance, shifting your partners values from the external to the internal. Start by loving what is inside of
them. Everyone values love, and that love is coming from inside of you.

SAGITTARIUS - For the pet lovers, pay attention to your animals this week. Is your dog pulling you more on your walks? Is your pet not as affectionate as it once was? Is it acting more or less needy? Your pet is a reflection of your animal nature, something which you are normally
skilled at having control over. This week your animals are communicating to you that you have sacrificed some basic biological needs to what you perceive to be a higher cause. Animals are much smarter than humans, so listen to them and meditate on what it is that you need.

CAPRICORN - Gross sales of your widgets dropped 25% last month. This week, you can try to rearrange them in the window of your shop. You can offer red widgets, put the yellow ones on sale, buy a green widget and get a blue one free. If none of that works, perhaps you need to remember that business is about servicing your customers. Widgets are going out of style, and as a dynamic soul you must transform yourself in order to meet the needs of the collective. Giving up the widget business you spent years building is quite a challenge, but you are not a Widget! You are a dynamic soul and the needs of your customers are a reflection of needs inside of you, needs inside of all of us. If it must be Widgets, why not try Bio-Widgets, Organic Widgets, or Gluten-free Widgets in order to meet the need of a greener trending world. If that idea takes off, don't forget where you got it. (The Naked Astrologer accepts donations via cash, money order or PayPal)

AQUARIUS - I went to your Quantum Metaphysics Blog today and noticed you haven't been posting. I went by the mission where you normally serve me a free meal but you were nowhere to be found. I checked the freezer today and for the first time you must have forgotten to freeze the chocolate and stock the fridge with Schaefer Light. We need you and you are being selfish by withdrawing into your own world. I didn't say that, you said that to yourself, and that is your guilt talking. This week, program that voice in your head to say thank you Aquarius, for your selfishness is the very service we need. What good is your service if people don't learn how to serve themselves and others from your example. Isn't that why you do it? Enjoy your week returning to the quiet source within you, where you are coming up with brilliant ideas that you cant reach when surrounded by clingons and parasites.

PISCES - You dream this week that you are swimming out to sea with a boat of lifeguards coming after you, yelling for you to stop. Suddenly you find yourself drowning! Once the lifeguards get there and jump in after you, they find the water too strong to overcome and they begin to drown themselves. Pisces, you tend to forget that your drowning is an act, and you uphold it because it is the only way others can relate to you. They are unable to swim to the depths that you reached, but your purpose was to bring them there, to push the boundaries of our comfort level in exploring the oceanic depths of our unconscious. We need you this week, and this moon cycle especially, to drop the mirror that reflects us drowning. The world is ready to see an example of how deep we are capable of going. Do what you must to get us there, but be ready to reverse your role and reveal your true self once we reach our destination

Naked Insight for 9/26/11: Pluto! You can run but you cant hide Naked Insight for 9/26/11: Pluto! by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there my special cuddly friends; at least cuddly compared to the entities I just encountered on my latest astral trip.

Today's insight is to remind you that you are not separate from any living entity in this world. You may have hundreds of different varieties of relationships. Some are your lovers, some are your cuddle partners, some are your competitors, some are your enemies, some are your teachers, some are your students. There are many many ways in which we can see ourselves reflected. The truth is that you must integrate all of them into your sphere on your journey home. Home is where we are all one. The concept of a permanent hell that some religions preach to exist is completely false. Nothing is permanent in this universe. Even the Deitys that some of you pray to for guidance, they are not permanent. The universe itself will once again enter a period called Pralaya, or latency which can be made analogous to your sleep.

As much as some want to believe so deeply in the power of their own ego, this is the truth. We are nothing without our assignment to a higher purpose, which is never self-serving. We are nothing without others to perceive that we exist. We are all one great integrated body. Saturn energy deals with the illusion of crystallization into a monadic structure. Through Jupiter, humans find common purpose with others and expand their body to include those that resonate easily with their energy. The energy of Pluto always forces us to integrate oppositional or unconscious energy. Pluto is the planet that governs true transformation. It is the shedding of the skin of the serpent, as we move from life to life perceiving ourselves as separate. Our skin sheds because we can no longer hold on to the perception of the ego personality.

When Pluto is in heavy influence, we are met with a crisis of the ego. Our old Saturnine structures are broken down, and we find through Jupiter we are able to expand ever further because we now encompass more of the great oneness than we did before. We must integrate each other before we return home. Until that day, we will continue to reincarnate, each time with a new body and a new set of circumstances. Eventually we will remember, and we will love all and be transformed. Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Naked Insight for 9/25/11: Sun/Uranus opposition Naked Insight for 9%2F25%2F11%3A Sun%2FUranus opposition by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see all your naked faces. After today's insight, I would love for some of you to join me and my hottie on a trip to sample some of the natural hot springs of the united states west coast. I have a car load of freshly picked grapes and blackberries that I just got done picking. You are welcome to ride along and partake in the physical pleasures of this world you have here.

Today, I would like to talk with you about the Sun in Libra reaching an opposition to Uranus in Aries, a sign in which it has powerful esoteric influence. Uranus is the higher octave of Mercury, and given this is deals with powerful synchronicities and sudden meetings of a divided mind or consciousness. Typically this occurs on a collective dimension unconscious to the individual. When Uranus entered Aries, there was a great increase in the intensive weather patterns of the planet earth. Think of the earth as the living entity that she is. Intense weather often destroys whatever we have done to compromise its original state, or perhaps even its future intended state for itself! The earth herself lives with a Libran balance between the desires and needs of those which inhabit her, and her own need for renewal, replenishment, and return.

How does this compare to yourself? Experiences of Uranus will bring patterns of change that bring you back to a state that has become unconscious, and this state is always revealing of the authentic self. Through the Sun in Libra, we balance the needs of the self and the needs of our soulgroup through compromise. We are rarely in prefect balance here, as the lessons of Libra and Aries are often rooted in domination and submission, followed by independence and compromise.

It is ironic that Uranus, a planet that brings such rebellion and change is also a planet of service, for this planet functions on a higher level of awareness in which we are all one. The compromise enacted in Libra is not always for the good of the group. In fact, in your world, there are many groups that are held together by selfish and fear based motives. It takes the Uranian individuals of this planet to bring about reform that is at first rebellion before it becomes restructured for the good of the group consciousness.

The opposition of the Sun in Libra and Uranus in Aries gives us all of this. At best, Uranus provides a renewal of original source in which each of us is of equal creative importance, and the Libran compromise can help produce systems and structures that become a platform for more group consciousness. A great example is your current protests on wall street expressing the need to change an economy structured only to serve a small percentage of people. The economy is meant to serve the collective consciousness, not some small group of humans. If humans are not ready to integrate this polarity, then the opposition of the Sun and Uranus can bring about war in which one party will eventually be forced to submit to the dominance of the other. Your world is moving away from one of fear and control into one with a greater respect and love for all of life. I hope that I can be of some assistance to that end. The blog has a link providing more information on the protests mentioned here and how you can help bring about balance to the situation.

Until tomorrow, Love, Awareness, Truth, and Astrology!!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Happy First Day of Fall! Happy First Day of Fall by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, I must have fallen. The emptiness around me represents my unconscious. I have made a transformation into a dimension that is completely new. On the first day of fall, I have fallen. My soul birthed a new body, this new body, and now I must find myself again through the matrix of this unconscious reality.

Hello there!

Ah, hello! I am the Naked Astrologer. Who are you?

I am your mother in this new reality. I desire to give life to everything that you wanted in your previous incarnation, before the Fall into this one. I embody all of this desire by the way that I care for you. As a soul, how strongly do you desire to create the idea that you chose to create? Where are you on the stage of this creation? Is your soul destroying previous desires and ideas in order to make way for the new ones, or are you clear and ready to channel your creativity? My nurturing attributes resonate with your needs to accomplish your souls task at hand.

Ah, and because I am a soul in a new identity, I only become conscious of the attributes of my soul through the relationships I develop in this life?

Hello son, that is correct. I am your father, the embodiment of the way. I share with you the structured method of how to get where you want to go. However, over time you will learn that I embody much of the ways you went about creating in the past. I will teach you in this lifetime the fears that you have had, and through me you must face them and reform your own conception of the way. When you do this, your father in your next incarnation will embody these.

And you will have a mother that resonates with this renewed energy. We are here to teach you about who you are because we are you.

Ah, yes, I am becoming more conscious. The insight for the first day of Fall is this. When you plant your seed in relationship, you become surrounded by all that you are, including the many facets of the self which are unconscious. Our relationships provide as valuable insights into our self awareness as deep contemplation and meditation. Do both everyday, and you will be on the path to full awareness as to who you are. Until tomorrow, Love, Awareness, Truth, and Astrology!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Its the Last Day of Summer! Insight of the Day 9/22/11 by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello there. As you probably know, today is the last day of Summer. The Sun crosses the vernal equinox at precisely 4:06 am central time tomorrow morning. If you have not listened to yesterdays insight on the symbolism of fall, then the time is now to do so.

People, very much like trees, reach the physical apex of outward growth and expression through the summer. They bear the fruit of their creativity, the quality of the fruit only to themselves being the intuitive test of whether you are creatively aligned with your path. By now, you should have cleansed yourself of all the residual programming that robs you of your creative expression.
Monsanto Corporation is attempting to metaphysically poison your inner creative fruits, and they must be stopped. they must be stripped naked and exposed to be inadequately fit to serve, and forced back to the drawing board of life. they have nothing to offer.

Tomorrow, on the first day of fall, it is all about what you have to offer. Today, I will find a beautiful tree and sit with my baby, my hottie with the sexy body, and feed her the fruits that I picked from the trees of TruthVille, and the fruits in my heart that represent my creative seed.

Until tomorrow, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Closing in on Fall Equinox Insight of the Day 9/21/11 by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, so wonderful to see you all here. Today I would like to share a bit about the symbolism of the coming Fall, and how Spring and Summer are preparatory times for this.
Many lifetimes ago when the Naked Astrologer was incarnate on earth, I was enjoying an organic fruit salad with my hottie on September 22nd under the shade of a great oak tree. As we fed each other grapes and nibbled each others earlobes, we talked for hours on the significance of Fall. As we meditated on this significance, suddenly a baby squirill dropped to the ground from one of the limbs of the tree. The mother was quickly after the baby, who was killed instantly from the fall, and she scampered off to bury her offspring that never developed further in that particular incarnation. At Virgo, a crisis before the transference at the Fall Equinox occurs once again, just as it did in Pisces before the Spring Equinox.

The squirill fell out of the tree as a seed, a seed from the mother that scurried to bury her fallen offspring. Death is not necessarily literal, as the death of the offspring represents a transference of the energy from the self to the soul, which continues to transfrom and reincarnate through the power of our creative desire. The crisis of Virgo is that we reap what we sow. The personality reaches an apex of development in which it is fully aware of itself as a creator of the reality within which he lives, and that he is giving birth to the future just as the Spirit gave birth to him at Spring Equinox.
Do you see the law of karma at work here? Look at the symbol of the Sun behind me. The dot in the center is You, surrounded by a reflection of all that you are. The quality of your service is reflected in your relationships and in your environment. This is the fall, or put another way, it is the transference.

Just before the Fall, in Virgo whcih is the final sign of subjective awareness, you must make adjustments. Are you fully fulfilled or are you happy? If you are not, your issues will become born in the Fall, and you will find yourself not only having to heal yourself, but heal your children and your friends of these issues. Follow your bliss and Be who you want to be surrounded by! Until tomorrow, Love, Awareness, Truth, and Astrology!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Neptune: Where you can lose yourself or find redemption Naked Insight of the Day 9/20/11 by The Naked Astrologer

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People ask me what of the creations of earth people inspire me, if anything. I would have to say the smooth music of the late 70s and early 80s. Artists such as Christopher Cross, Micheal McDonald, and Lionel Richie to name a few, did much to raise the collective vibration with their music.
Music taps into a sea of creative energy that can bring us to a particular place and time within our own spectrum of experience. While the Sun primarily is thought of as the energy of the creative force, and the moon the objective manifestation of that creative potential, it is the planet Neptune which is at the heart of the Solar creativity.

The planet Neptune brings us to the ocean of all that has been created and ever will be. Neptune brings us beyond the Saturnine boundaries of time. On the darker side, we can drown in the sea of past potential lost, and vibrate with music and creativity that holds the vibration of fear and loss. The truth is that everytime we draw a vibration out of the sea and hold it, it is ours to transform. On the brighter side, Neptune is considered to be the planet of redemption. Everyday we reclaim our creative control over our own destiny, the past merely a benchmark between where we have been or where we are, and where it is we want to go. Also, what we recreate is stored in the etheric realm and is what we call Akasha. Through this, you add to the living library of all that has been experienced, and you yourself raise the collective vibration just as Dennis DeYoung and Kenny Rogers once did with their music! Now, would anyone like to join me on an astral trip to Neptune today? Ill see you tomorrow for another naked insight, and until then, Love, Truth, Awareness, and Astrology!

Monday, September 19, 2011

What is Astrology? Naked Astrologer Insight of the Day Sept 19, 2011 by The Naked Astrologer

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Astrology is perhaps the most powerful tool for this kind of deepened self awareness. Astrology is the study of life cycles, which includes not only the cycles of the outer planets and the earth, but the cycles of the inner psyche which effect your subjective perspective, the relationships you choose, your emotional state, and your peak experiences of transformation. Astrology uses these cycles to tell us when unconscious aspects of ourselves will be triggered and become manifest in our lives. For this reason, Astrology has become the primary tool for the field of unconscious psychology. It was the works of depth psychologist Carl G. Jung that demonstrated Astrology's power in terms of giving significance to synchronicity, transformative or life altering experiences, or changes in behavior as a reflection of unconscious factors.

Astrology is a spiritual art because it brings us into awareness of our unconscious. Through our own cycles of experience, we are able to see our own duality at work, face our own shadow, unveil our unconscious motivations as well as understand the karma at work in our lives. Again, this is the first step towards loving and embracing all of humanity. We are all souls in motion around the great wheel of experience, and we all must experience each stop along the way. In each lifetime, we re experience each stop through our relationships with one another, thus renewing our relationship with our own previous incarnations and perspectives. Astrology proves this with absolute certainty because cyclical transformations of our psyche change our chemistry from one set of relationships to another. We experience this as humans through the chemistry felt when we fall in or out of love, or even through incredible synchronicities of developing an interest and then suddenly meeting many people that share that interest and are able to help you develop it. For these reasons, astrology is a tool for forgiveness, for deeper love, for greater discernment regarding experiences that you need to let go of, and affirmation regarding those that you need to embrace.

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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Introducing the Naked Astrologer Introduction to the Naked Astrologer by The Naked Astrologer

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Ah, hello everyone. I am the Naked Astrologer, and I have come to you from TruthVille with gifts of Love, Truth and insights into the science of Astrology!

Actually, it would be also true to say that you have come to Truthville to visit me. You see, I am you. The handsome naked form you see before you is an archetype of your unconscious. This is the only form in which you can fully except me as an aspect of yourself.

TruthVille is a archetypal location within you, space and time itself being only an illusion. In Truthville, only the naked truth can exist. Propaganda and information based on an attempt to profit or a fear of loss cannot exist here, for it does not vibrate at a frequency capable of breaking the protective egg in which you now find yourself.

Why am I here? Or why are we here together? The Naked Astrologer's presence in our lives at this time is evidence that we, collective humanity, are ready to embrace a deeper truth. It is time that we become self aware. It is time for each of us to embrace ALL that we find through our deepened self awareness, and forgive and love ourselves completely. This is the only way we will embrace each other and love each other as one. This is the only way home, because we are all one integrated lifeforce, and we must come together in love before we are able to completely shift from the ego/personality centered way of life to that of the Soul.